Bonds, from the amusing to the surreal

After Tuesday’s stunt dressing as Paula Abdul, we all guessed that Barry’s day as a woman was over. Now, it seems that it’s not. On Wednesday, Mrs. Barry Bonds was back.

Folks, I can’t make this up.

Instead of going with the all-black look, today, Bonds tried to change this up a bit. The white midriff-baring tank top was hidding some, uh, assets that weren’t there yesterday. Is Bonds seeing the same performance-enhancing surgeon as Lydnsay Lohan?

Barrette Bonds soaks up the adoration. More friendly than Barry, Mrs. Bonds is waving to her fans and smiling!

You go, girlfriend!

Uh, yeah. That one speaks for itself.

In an effort to gain more insight into the man woman that is Barry Bonds right now, I decided to head on over to the Most Unintentionally Funny blog on the Internet: Barry’s own site.

Here’s what the slugger had to say about this transformation:

I really wanted to have some fun with the guys so I decided to really let loose and go all out. I dressed up as Idol judge Paula Abdul. Ray Durham was Randy and Jeff Fassero was Simon. The guys sang their own songs on top of the dugout with much enthusiasm to their teammates, coaches, media and fans. I was expecting them to be really bad but some of them actually sounded good. I have received some e-mails asking why I dressed in drag. To be honest with you, Mark Sweeney asked me to do it and I thought since this could be my last season why not have fun?

There you have it, folks. This could be his last season, so why not have fun?

Coming to a Major League Baseball stadium near you: The Barry Bonds Draq Queen Show. Get your tickets now.

(Again, this pictures are not mine. They are hotlinked from ESPN.com and were taken by Ben Margot of the Associated Press.)

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